For a time in the 70s and 80s, Turkish movies were...uh...very interesting in their interpretation of popular American films. Low-budget, badly acted, horribly edited, and highly hilarious.
Here's a few of the greats...
Turkish Star Wars:
YOUUUUUUUU GOT THA TOUCH! YOUUUUU GOT THA POWERRRRRRRR! This is an interesting exercise regimen. Pound at some sand, tie some boulders on your legs, and you're ready to take on an intergalactic empire.
Here's the Turkish ET, "Badi"
JEEZUS! I thought the original E.T. was freaking creepy with his glowing-anal-probe finger, but Extra Turk-restrial shoots freaking sarin gas at you! "Badi phone hooooome" (fsshhhhhh)
Turkish Rambo...
And here I thought Kool-Aid man loved busting through walls and doors....Can't beat the Nerf RPG too. I like how he just runs places, and there's conveniently RPG rockets lying around. No logic to it at all..."Oh, I'll just leave this high explosive on the ground here, somebody could use these".
Turkish Batman & Robin
Apparently Robin wasn't the only circus performer. "Stop everything, henchmen, I gotta set up for this somersault!" The one redeeming factor of any cheap Turkish flick is scantily clad go-go girls, I will give them that.
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